Sometimes, you just need to think, "Hey, it could be worse. My penis could be in a blender."
In reality, I just check my newgrounds profile once every year or so. Today happened to be that day.
My beard has experienced more than a lesser mans body. If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. I once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me. I taught a horse to read my email for me. I speak fluent French, in Russian
DJ Bossler
@bossler13
Age 35, Male
Student/Musician
CSB
North Carolina
Joined on 4/2/07
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