I was asked this question on formspring, and this was my response

If a car, weighing exactly 2 tons, is traveling at 100 km/h down a straight, dry, asphalt highway and a white tailed deer weighing 245 lbs (111.13 Kg) jumps out onto the road 30 meters in front of the car, what is the probability of pink spaghetti?

Well, if you calculate the exact atmospheric pressure on mars at 12:37:54am on the second tuesday of May 1897 (Earth time of course) and add that to the number of times the word "Fuck" or any variation of it was said in The Departed, and you take that sum and multiply it by how long it takes Ryan Seacrest to finish a 4x4 Rubik's Cube while Blindfolded (time measured in seconds, Divide all of that by the current temperature on the dark side of the moon. Take that answer and mix it with a 1/2 cup of water, 1/4 cup of vegetable oil, 2 eggs, and 2 tbs of butter, stir well, put in the oven for 33 min. While that is going, have a snack. something healthy though, like a salad. After the 64 min are up, you find that the probability of pink spaghetti is $4.83