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bossler13
My beard has experienced more than a lesser mans body. If I were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there. I once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me. I taught a horse to read my email for me. I speak fluent French, in Russian

DJ Bossler @bossler13

Age 34, Male

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Posted by bossler13 - May 19th, 2010


Wow, 2 weeks in a row with a song in the top 30 audio.

I don't know what to say...except LISTEN TO MY MUSIC!!!!

thanks everyone!

Top 30 again?!?!?!


Posted by bossler13 - May 13th, 2010


Yay me! I got another Top 30 Spot!!!!
Song is Super Mario (Because I Can)

Thanks for the listens/votes/reviews!!!!

Another Top 30!


Posted by bossler13 - April 21st, 2010


I was asked this question on formspring, and this was my response

If a car, weighing exactly 2 tons, is traveling at 100 km/h down a straight, dry, asphalt highway and a white tailed deer weighing 245 lbs (111.13 Kg) jumps out onto the road 30 meters in front of the car, what is the probability of pink spaghetti?

Well, if you calculate the exact atmospheric pressure on mars at 12:37:54am on the second tuesday of May 1897 (Earth time of course) and add that to the number of times the word "Fuck" or any variation of it was said in The Departed, and you take that sum and multiply it by how long it takes Ryan Seacrest to finish a 4x4 Rubik's Cube while Blindfolded (time measured in seconds, Divide all of that by the current temperature on the dark side of the moon. Take that answer and mix it with a 1/2 cup of water, 1/4 cup of vegetable oil, 2 eggs, and 2 tbs of butter, stir well, put in the oven for 33 min. While that is going, have a snack. something healthy though, like a salad. After the 64 min are up, you find that the probability of pink spaghetti is $4.83


Posted by bossler13 - April 13th, 2010


but i really don't care too much, so i don't see why you should either...

happy birthday me.


Posted by bossler13 - March 21st, 2010


I went back and listened to my song Happy Dance and realized that the bass was way too weak, so i'm fixing that now.

Everything else is in my Last Post


Posted by bossler13 - March 8th, 2010


Just posted a new WIP Happy Dance.

Check it out and let me know what you think.

Also, TheMillz almost had to scrap the game Wonder Circus that we've been working on for a few months. I did the music for it and he did the artwork, but the few programmers we had just couldn't cut it or bailed on us. Luckily, we found a new guy to help us out Inglor. Hopefully he can get it done before he's swamped with other projects. I'll keep you guys posted.


Posted by bossler13 - December 9th, 2009


I'm starting work on music for an upcoming game called Wonder Circus. It's done by TheMillz and sounds epic so far. Hopefully I can keep my music up to their standards!

for a demo of what kind of stuff I'll be making, check out Entry Of The Gladiator

Also, thank you everyone for helping my song Turkey In The Straw make it to #26 in the top 30!! w00t!

Wonder Circus and TOP 30


Posted by bossler13 - December 8th, 2009


I'm starting work on music for an upcoming game called Wonder Circus. It's done by TheMillz and sounds epic so far. Hopefully I can keep my music up to their standards!

for a demo of what kind of stuff I'll be making, check out Entry Of The Gladiator


Posted by bossler13 - November 12th, 2009


Hey guys, go check out the Thanksgiving Soundboard. While not all that extensive, it is good for a few laughs AND it includes my song Turkey In The Straw. So go check it out!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Posted by bossler13 - October 30th, 2009


Everyone go check out this new Halloween flash!!!! not only is it just pure awesome, but Calicard used not one, but TWO of my songs!!! I'm excited.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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